Quotes of da Locke

Tue, 25 May 2004 05:48:24 GMT

Ryan: Exgirlfriends are like...
Philip: What?
Ryan: An annoying thorn in the flesh that would slowly work itself out if it wasn't so damned determined to stay there.
Philip: I couldn't have said it better.

Mon, 24 May 2004 07:54:50 GMT

snugglepuffs: Can't be skin and bones gotta have some junk in the trunk , thats what i belive now

my buddy Ani =D.

-Philip

Thu, 15 Apr 2004 21:54:52 GMT

Stephanie : So.. are you a virgin?
Chris: Well.. yeah.
Stephanie: REALLY?
Chris: Yeah!
Stephanie: You're cute, you're cool, I like you.
Chris: ...Thanks... your cool too.
Stephanie: Do you wanna get laid tonight?
Chris: No thanks, Im Good.
Stephanie: ehh.. you will someday.

- Now mind you.. Stephanie was a bit tipsy... just a tensy bit... ok by a tensy I mean alot... and by tipsy I mean Drunk (Sloshed).
She is also married :-P.

-Locke

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 05:36:00 GMT

"There is no excuse to be sat down in this song.. please you know.. If you stand up we will buy you all ice cream"

"My idea of diplomacy is asking someone where they would like to bite me."

"You have such pretty hair" - Meagan (ex girlfriend that is) to me.

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 01:22:45 GMT

Heather (At Adrian's): " I don't care what people say, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt are not tasty one bit.. and I do mean not one OUNCE of them is tasty!"

Adrian: "Phil, can you please come move the giant box of condoms.. I mean the box for the condo."

Woody: "Philip, you have got to be the king of the sexy beasts."

Adrian: "Anyone that would kiss Mandi could not be a normal human being."
Philip: "What are you talking about? Im normal."
Adrian: "No.. phil... there is no way you are normal."

Philip: "Remember, I am a sexy beast"
Katt: "Yummy"
Philip: ".... Funniest response ever."

Stephanie: "We aren't lesbians... we are bi-curious."
Crystal: "Yeah!... wait... touch my boob again."

Stephanie: "Man.. I wish I was getting some tonight."
Scott: "Well you could always stay here"
Stephanie: "I don't think my husband would like that."
Josh: "Meh.. who cares.. at least we would be happy."
Stephanie: " I can live with that logic.. anyway time to go have fun with Crystal and go home!"
Crystal: "Dude.. you can't keep saying that."

My God there are some funny quotes from this weekend.

-Locke

Thu, 08 Apr 2004 05:03:17 GMT

Erin: thanks
Erin: so tell me
Philip: hmm?
Erin: why do i have to do homework
Erin: and why does it suck so much?
Philip: hmm
Philip: well homework is the devil
Philip: and it sucks so much because its evil
Philip: =D
Erin: but why do i have to do it? :-(
Philip: because Evil is defeated by Good
Philip: and since your Good
Philip: the only way to defeat it is to do it
Philip: =D
Erin: argh.
Erin: im too tired to argue that
Philip: its kinda like weighing Eternal salvation and hell
Philip: :-P
Erin: wait no i'm not.
Erin: i'd like to pick and choose my battles.

Mon, 16 Feb 2004 07:09:29 GMT

"I know not which the harsher stroke, to be unseen by the one beloved, or to be seen and yet passed by."

I love that quote.

-Locke

Mon, 02 Feb 2004 07:21:05 GMT

Adam - "Know what sucks about being in an all guy dorm and not being gay?"

me - "What?"

Adam - "there is no action here"

haha

Tue, 27 Jan 2004 05:29:22 GMT

Ni Hao, Writers.

Happy Chinese New Year 4702. It is the year of the Monkey. It is common
to wish you good fortune, and Chinese children receive a red envelope
stuffed with new money. I cannot offer you money, but I can offer you
good words. Words are money, too.

Attached is the grading information sheet for your reference.
Nancy Martin a.k.a. Ma Ning (my Chinese name, meaning tranquility).

... quite possiblely the funniest thing ever.

-Philip

Wed, 07 Jan 2004 18:35:04 GMT

While talking to jimmy last night I said something that made him laugh so hard he actually had to stop driving to laugh.

"For five minutes, God was a black man with his foot up my ass."

just had to put that :-p,

-Philip

Boys Be quotes

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 09:27:42 GMT

A smile for the angel of tears
Advice on Heavenly Love
Even All the smiles in the World wouldn't be Enough
When the Sun Shines Bright Again
I want to give you the blue sky
Circle Dance ~ the Day after a full moon
The category of happiness
Embracing the Sleepless Night
Before the Winter Comes
The Promise of the Millennium
The end of the road
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Reaching for the sky, I stood still...
to prevent my tears from overflowing
Again the one I want to see tonight..
will not come to me in my dreams
Even all alone, I want to step forward
Thank you for embracing me.
For the sea of darkness to frighten me so...
is it unlike me? I don't want to run away
For the sake of flying higher than before...
I pulled back to where I started from...
but my heart is still warm...
from all these memories.
My fingers are silver..
illuminated by the wanning moon
I felt I could do anything...
with this almost painful courage..
From behind my shaking legs..
the wind pushed me along
even that habit of biting my nails vanished.
It may have been a gift.
Two loves overlap...
running into and circling each other
forgetting everything and running wild
because these memories are so intense
The honest cry of "I love you"
brought back all those smiles
that I want to see from now on.
the memories are still alive.

The 2nd part is a song called Memories

Mon, 29 Dec 2003 22:03:20 GMT

Medieval91: Allison and I are going to go pick up my cat from the vet. We're going to go get some pussy, so to speak.

Thats conrad... gotta laugh at that ^_^'.

-Philip

Mon, 29 Dec 2003 07:05:26 GMT

This is from the original quote sheet I got from my best friend Daniel, freshman year of high school. It is the reason I started my quotes journal several times over =D.

Don't you love those ads on TV for prescription drugs? First
you see all these happy people dancing and running on the beach and serving
each other Jell-O, when the announcer tells you how you've been living a lie
and it's time to admit that you suffer from hair loss and that as a direct
result of your hair loss, everyone hates you, including all the people in
this commercial,who have hired the cast of Resivior Dogs to kill you.

And then, as the happy people eat thier Jell-O and hug thier damn babies, we
learn how we can get this incredible drug that will end all hair loss and
give your pathetic excuse for an exsitence a shred of meaning once again.
And at this point we see the happy people collecting seashells, discovering
cures for cancer, single-handedly defeating entire professional basketball
teams in a game of HORSE,etc. all to distract you as the announcer says, in
as happy a way possible
that,"Roxinabletricleminoxideltaclepikachumandrexamine may cause vomiting,
impotence, spontanous combustion, diariaha so potent that the force of your
farts will propel you across rooms, cival war, the cancellation of The
Practice, your ass to collapse, any children that you may ever have to
de-evolve into vicious baboons upon contact with the Earth's atmosphere, a
career boost for Charlie Sheen,certain death for you and everyone you know,
an ABBA reunion tour, and some mild headaches. If you are ever planning to
come in contact with any other living creature ever again please do not take
this product."

And then the happy people, still giddy after saving the earth from the alien
forces, all wave at you and the announcer reminds you that they'll never
like you unless you have hair.

"This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch,
the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing
without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by
profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore... and
you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge... and you call us
criminals. We exist without skin colour, without nationality, without
religious bias... and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs,
you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us
believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that
of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.

My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never
forgive me for. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may
stop this individual, but you can't stop us all... after all, we're
all alike."

- The Mentor, "The Conscience of a Hacker"

Eyeglazer: Evil evil evil...evil...evil...evil...evil....
John007Z: Why yes, I am. Why do you ask?
Eyeglazer: Evil...evil...
John007Z: Um... Did you forget your Prozac this
morning or something?
Eyeglazer: E...v...i...l.....
John007Z: Yes, sir, excellent choice. Would you
like your evil rare or medium well?
Eyeglazer: Evil...evil...
John007Z: I see. Well, now, we have an excellent
selection of wines to go with your evil. Would you
like red or white wine? I believe red goes best
with rare evil.
Eyeglazer: Evil...
John007Z: And now for dessert. Care to order dessert
in advance, sir?
Eyeglazer: Evil.
John007Z: All right then. We have a wonderful side
order of evil pie over here....
Eyeglazer: How evil...?
John007Z: Oh, extremely evil, sir.

(pure derangement)

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Wisdom of the Regs:

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"One person will invent loneliness, two people will invent love, and
three people will invent war."
- Dave G.

"Then there's the concept of 'fun.' What is the ultimate goal in
life? Who the hell knows? But it's almost universally known that it's
better to have fun on the way to that goal than to worry about 'passing
the game' your whole life. And what's more fun than taking the universe,
saying 'bugger to you' and making a game out of it? It'll make, say,
math homework, a hell of a lot easier to stomach."
- Excerpt from Charon's AGFFU contribution.

"There is no greater tragedy than a person who does not care."
- Rubi.

"It would be foolish to not take it, and foolish to take it. The
difference is that one foolishness can be fixed later and the other
cannot."
- Slipgate.

"But there will be a dawn eventually, and the next day will
begin - hopefully, a day whose brightness helps soften the
darkness of the previous night. But the dawn will certainly
never come if you choose to inflict on yourself the night
eternal that is death."
- Saint Kain, on suicide.

"Yet in nearly every case, there is somewhere to look for the path
to the beam of sunlight that pierces the clouds hanging over a
life of misery. And if we only think to look for that sunlight,
sooner or later we'll find it."
- Saint Kain.

"Many paths are open to you; it's up to you which one to take
and follow to the end."
- Aeaen. (okay, so he never reached regdom, but there's
no other place to put the quote. :)

"I learned something the hard way over time...age has nothing to do
with maturity."
- X.

"Parents suck, ignore them, and they'll go away."
- Bane

"Anyone who thinks they can completely understand love is a
fucking idiot."
- Atma

"We travel through this life alone, down a winding path. From
beginning to end, nothing is the same, yet at once everything is.
Though we may travel only a short distance together on our seperate
paths, I cherish every moment, and hope that the next turn finds us
together once again."
- James Anderson, Laughing Vigilante.

"Present first, future second, past third."
- Saint Kain.

"I would salute an American flag with 13 stars, as it started,
and as it was meant to be. I would burn an american (not
capitalized on purpose, does not deserve the respect to be
capitalized) flag with 50 stars."
- Atma

"You're a scary person, man, you really are."
- Dave G., ditto. ;)

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Wisdom of the Games:

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"It's not the net result of one's life that is important. It's the
day-to-day concerns, the personal victories, and the celebration of
life...and love!"
- Terra Branford, Final Fantasy VI

"Justice is not the only right in this world. Someday, you will see....
- Klu Ya, Final Fantasy IV (U.S. version)

"Evil in our minds will never disappear. We all have both evil and good
in our mind, just as there are the crystals of Light and Darkness, the
ground and underground. But as long as the evil exists, so does good.
Just as you held good in your heart to fight evil."
- Fu So Ya, Final Fantasy IV (U.S. version)

"Ayla fight while still alive! Win and live, lose and die. Rule of life.
No change rule."
- Ayla, Chrono Trigger

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Wisdom of the World:

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"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and dance like no one is watching."
- Unknown

"I'd rather be in the cold and dark with my friends than the sun and
flowers without them."
- Unknown

"How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing.
Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to. And
what is your duty? Whatever the day calls for."
- Johann Wolfgang von Goetha

"What is the terror of death?
That we die our work incomplete.
What is the joy of life?
To die knowing our task is done."
- Unknown

"God! Why do people have to lose things to find out what they mean?"
- Tommy, "Brigadoon."

"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
- Chinese Proverb.

"I would rather be ashes than dust. I would rather my spark burn out in
a brilliant blaze than it be stifled in dry rot. I would rather be a
superb meteor, every atom of my magnificent glow, than a sleepy and
permanent planet. The proper function of man is to live, not just exist.
I shall use my time."
- Jack London

"If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of
yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us."
- Herman Hesse

"Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side."
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"He who walks out of step, hears another drum."
- (not sure)

"The art of tact is making a point without making an enemy."
- Unknown

"Better to be deceived by a friend than to suspect a friend."
- Unknown

"Live today, die tomorrow. The world is a funny place, John,
so enjoy it while you can."
- Niora Bennett, to CX

"The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't
being said."
- Unknown

"Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how
far one can go."
- T.S. Eliot

"He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the
world as he who is ready to die."
- Giacomo Leopardi

"Education is very important. School, however, is another matter."
- Unknown

"You can only live once. But if you do it right, once is enough."
- Unknown

"Don't be afraid of showing your feelings; be afraid of
regretting it when you don't."
- Laura Springer

"I found that sometimes, what you believe in becomes more real to you
than all the things you can explain away or understand."
- Tommy, "Brigadoon."

"Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength, mastering yourself is true power."
- Lao-Tzu

"Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a
dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of
one who knows how to combine them."
- Nathaniel Hawthorne

"The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us
from the support of a cause we believe to be just."
- Abraham Lincoln

"Do and say what you want because the people who mind don't
matter and the people who matter don't mind."
- Anonymous

"To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics
and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to
find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by
a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; To
know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mon, 29 Dec 2003 07:04:31 GMT

-My mom is dead. She was eaten alive. She was just crossing the street and then.... BAMMMM!!!! the biggest god damn turtle i've ever seen just came along and ate her. Well it was either that or a volkswagon i'm not too sure
-Will S.

ArchazeusVal: lol I don care, I still think I'm cute

Mon, 29 Dec 2003 07:04:13 GMT

"Blue" - By Yoko Kanno, and the Seatbelts:

Never seen a bluer sky
Yeah I can feel it reaching out
and moving closer
There's something 'bout blue
Asked myself what it's all for
You know the funny thing about it
I couldn't answer
No, I couldn't answer

Things have turned a deeper shade of blue
and images that might be real
may be illusion
Keep flashing off and on

Free...
Wanna be free, Gonna be free...
and move among the stars
You know they really aren't so far

Feels so Free...
Gotta know free...Please...
Don't wake me from the dream
It's really everything it seemed

I'm so free...
No black and white in the blue

Everything is clearer now
Life is just a dream, you know
that's never ending
I'm ascending.

Mon, 29 Dec 2003 07:03:28 GMT

BELIEFS:

I believe -
that we don't have to change friends
if we can understand that friends change.

I believe -
that no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every
once in a while and you must forgive
them for that, and move on.

I believe -
that true friendship continues to grow,
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.

I believe -
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.

I believe -
that it's taking me a long time
to become the person I want to be,
the type of person my dog
already thinks I am.

I believe -
that you should always leave loved ones
with loving words. It may be the last
time you see them.

I believe -
that you can keep going
long after you KNOW you can't.

I believe -
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.

I believe -
that either you control your attitude
or it controls you.

I believe -
that regardless of how hot and
steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades and there had
better be something else to take
its place.

I believe -
that money is a lousy way of
keeping score.

I believe -
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.

I believe -
that sometimes the people you expect
to kick you when you're down,
will be the ones to help you get back up.

I believe -
that sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be angry,
but that nothing gives me
the right to be cruel.

I believe -
that just because someone doesn't love
you the way you want them to, doesn't
mean they don't love you with all they have.

I believe -
that maturity has more to do with
what types of experiences you've had
and what you've learned from them
and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated! .

I believe -
that we should give an extra listen
to people who have celebrated
a lot of birthdays
they may just know
something we don't.

I believe -
that it isn't always enough to be
forgiven by others. Sometimes you
have to learn to forgive yourself.

I believe -
that no matter how bad your heart is broken
the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I believe -
that our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we were,
but we are responsible for who we become.

I believe -
that just because two people argue,
it doesn't mean they don't love each other
And just because they don't argue,
it doesn't mean they do.

I believe -
that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a
secret. It could change your life forever
in ways you never dreamed.

I believe -
that two people can look at the exact
same thing and see something totally.
different. And neither one is wrong.

I believe -
that your life can be changed in a matter of
hours by people who don't even know you.

I believe -
that even when you think you have no more
to give, when a friend cries out to you
you will find the strength to help.

I believe -
that credentials on the wall
do not make you a decent human being.

I believe -
that the people you care about most in life
are taken from you too soon.

I believe -
that heroes are the ordinary people
who do what has to be done
when it needs to be done,
regardless of the consequences.

Mon, 29 Dec 2003 06:02:57 GMT

Daniel's Poem:

Look inside the shores of the sea
an empty bottle of misery
At the bottom of the bottle you'll find my name
It brings to my mind the endless shame
You smash the bottle just the same
And as I watch the bottle break
the ground below begins to shake
My spirit trembles and starts to shake
And through my mind I loudly morn
as an angel comes and blows her horn
My spirit cries and my soul is torn
And when the horrid deed is done
the angel ascends up to the sun
My mind is freed and begins to run
It runs away from the broken glass
and swiftly runs through the fields of grass
then begins to change its form of mass
And as it turns into the air
the spirit slowly begins to wear
and the soul slowly begins to tear
but now there is nothing left to fear
so do not shed a single tear
and as you live your life, take cheer
for as I rose the light inside grew
abandon the fear that you thought you knew
because I won't forget to watch over you

Daniel W. Hood
3/18/01

Mon, 29 Dec 2003 05:58:26 GMT

Zorak: Brak, be honest now.. are you, or are you not, totally and completely nuts.
Brak: ...
Zorak: WELL?
Brak: I'M THINKING!
Space Ghost: Oh.. this is all so childish! .. so meaningless.
Brak: It's merely symptomatic of our post-modern on-whee, there are no absolutes unless you perceive our world as meaningless, when it's really your own freedom you detest!
*Record scratch* .....
Brak: I LIKE PORK!

Stolen shamelessly from laura.

-Philip

Sun, 28 Dec 2003 06:56:09 GMT

The Great and Mighty Toph says:
"every time is play time"- me in the shower when I was 4

enough said

Sun, 28 Dec 2003 05:55:28 GMT

So we struggle and we stagger
Down the snakes and up the ladder
to the towers where the blessed hours chime
and I swear it happened just like this
a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss
the gates of love they budged an inch
I can't say much has happened since closing time
and I life my glass to the awful truth
that you can't reveal to the ears of youth
except to say it isn't worth a dime
and the whole damn place goes crazy twice
and it's once for the devil and once for christ
but the boss don't like these dizzy heights
we're busted in the blinding lights,
busted in the blinding lights
of closing time.

- off of a wallpaper with the cowboy bebop character, Spike.

... bang.

It was just.. he was all alone, always by himself. Never anyone to share the game. A man who lived in dreams. That is who he was. -Spike Speigal, Cowboy Bebop: Knocking On Heavens Door

Are you living in the real world?

Sun, 28 Dec 2003 05:45:06 GMT

btw.. I might update this serveral times a day.. or never who knows =D.

"The networth of one's life isn't important. It is the day to day concerns. The personal victories, and the celebration of life.. and love!"
-Terra Branford, Final Fantasy VI

I love that quote.

Well lets start this off easily

Sun, 28 Dec 2003 05:42:57 GMT

Since this a copy of my old one.. that is for some reason no longer coming up on my angelfire accounts.. I will just start a new one.

lets start out easy...

bamvillevalo: i wuv ya
NeuLyte: aww aint that sweet
NeuLyte: Im loved
NeuLyte: now...
NeuLyte: how fast can I go from loved to... "I want to stick a knife through his head"
bamvillevalo: 3.2 seconds
NeuLyte: wo0t

Btw the format is.. I give a quote from my life.. and then explain it. I don't think this one needs much explaining though XD.

later,
Philip